Being vegan is not a problem until I get hungry. Then I start craving meat. I don't care what kind of meat. I crave it in large quantities. Yesterday, we had a late brunch, went to the movies, and ran errands. We didn't get home until 4pm. By then, I was so hungry I could've eaten penicillin-injected fried chicken. I was starving! The movie theater popcorn had butter, of course, so it was off limits, and I didn't carry any snacks with me because we were in a hurry to get out of the door after brunch. Aaargh.
I don't like being hungry and then coming home and finding that we have nothing ready to eat. I said it wouldn't happen again, in one of my latest posts, and of course, it did. So frustrating!
I can get around this, I thought. I decided I was going to make some quick Thai peanut noodles. I got the pans and pots out that I needed. I put the water to boil for the noodles. I got most of the ingredients out for the peanut sauce, but when I went to look for the peanut butter. I realized we were out of peanut butter. Another huge AARGH!
I told my husband, "I will be right back. I have to go get something to eat." He asked me if there were no snacks in the house, but I get so crazy when I am hungry. I just need to eat and I can't just eat a banana and be satisfied.
So I got in my car and I drove to the first place I could think of that might have something vegan: P. Terry's, a burger shack in town famous for its vegetarian patties. I arrived at the counter and asked the teenager running the cash register if their vegetarian patties are vegan. "No," he said. "They have cheese and eggs." Not good. The funny thing is that they have a sticker right by the register that lists all the ingredients in the vegetarian burgers and clearly in bold and capital letters, it says, "Vegetarian Patties (NOT VEGAN)." Hmmm. Makes me wonder why they don't have a vegan patty if they get so many requests for them that they feel the need to put up a sign right on the counter! I thanked him and moved on.
I tried Yanagi's Sushi House next. (It's in the same shopping area as P.Terry's.) I started to worry when I noticed that there were very few cars parked in the Yanagi Only spots. Sure enough, the place is closed on Sundays. Aargh. By that point, I was starting to get a headache from the hunger.
I noticed there was a Panda Express across the street. I know that that is mostly Asian junky fast food, but they might, at least, have vegetables. I drove over and parked. There were other cars in the parking lot. Woohoo! That was a good sign. It meant they were open! I walked in and there was a very nice lady at the counter. "Do you have any vegetarian options?," I asked her. I have noticed that if you ask for vegan options, everyone is quick to say "No, we don't have any," primarily because they don't really know what vegan means. If I ask for vegetarian options, and then ask if there is any dairy, eggs, or honey in it, I get the real answer.
"We have no vegetarian options," the nice lady said.
What the? "You mean everything has meat?" I asked her. "Yes," she said again with a smile.
"Even the chow mein?!" I asked surprised.
"Oh, that doesn't have meat!" she said right away.
"Does it have chicken, beef, or fish broth or sauce?"
"No."
"Does it have eggs?"
"No."
"Does it have butter?"
"No."
"Does it have honey?"
"No."
I had hit the jack pot!
She put some chow mein on my plate. "Oh! You're looking for vegetable dishes without meat, or eggs, or butter!" She said with a look of surprise and finally, understanding, in her face. Duh.
"Yes, I am!" I say with a smile.
"Well, then you should try our veggie spring rolls! And we also have a vegetable stir-fry that you might like. It has no meat products either." Hey, I can't complain. I'm getting a vegan meal and she doesn't even know it! I paid her and 15 minutes later, I was out of there with a full belly and a happy smile on my face.
After dinner, I went to the grocery store to pick up some food so I can make sure this never happens again. I am hoping to make a ton of stuff over the weekend so our refrigerator is full and I never have to feel like there is nothing to eat. Did I mention that we are going on vacation in three days and have a fridge full of food? It's ok. We should eat it all by then and whatever doesn't get eaten will go with us or get frozen.
I hope. At least we won't be hungry.